Dr. Rumbi Mutenga
GP & Scientific Advisor

Recommended by practitioners
A protein supplement for hormone health that replaces the 8 supplements you keep forgetting.
25 g protein and your daily support for hormones, blood sugar, metabolism, energy, cognition and nervous system.
✓ Contains halal beef protein, but DOES NOT taste like beef. It is vanilla flavoured, some customers report it tasting slightly like caramel, baileys or latte. 10/10 customers report better taste than their current protein powder
✓ Good doses, not decorative ones.
✓ Developed with two medical doctors, pharmacist, nutritionist, functional medicine practitioner.
Suitable for women struggling with PMOS, PMS, ENDO, hormone imbalances, weight concerns, perimenopause and menopause.
Klarna payments available.
Unopened pouches can be returned within 14 days of delivery.
I spent ten years feeling off. PMS, heavy periods, acne, bloating, four breast lump surgeries. Different doctors, different solutions and bag of money dropped for medications and 15 supplements.
This "treatment plan" became unsustainable and frankly I don't think it was working.
Because no one told me all my symptoms were connected. And no one looked into why I was experiencing what I was experiencing.
Until I did. My skin was bad because of my gut issues. I had issues because of stress. And so on. I started treating everything together and sticking to the foundations - nervous system, stress, gut and liver, essential vitamins for women's health like B and D and protein.
So I stopped waiting for someone else to build it and built it myself. Something that works and something you can stick to.
Foundation for hormone and metabolic health.
Developed with input from two medical doctors, pharmacists, nutritionists and functional medicine practitioners, because I don't compromise on the science and I'm not about to start with yours.
Grass-fed hydrolysed beef protein isolate (66%), medium chain triglyceride (mct) oil powder, leucine, myo-inositol, natural vanilla flavouring, acacia fibre, green kiwi fruit powder (actazin®), gold kiwi fruit powder (livaux®), bromelain, silica (bamboo extract), l-theanine (theagreen®), vitamin c (calcium ascorbate), rhodiola rosea extract (3% rosavins), sweetener (steviol glycosides from stevia), vitamin e (d-alpha tocopheryl acid succinate), artichoke 40:1 extract, zinc picolinate, vitamin b6 (pyridoxal 5’-phosphate), vitamin d3 (cholecalciferol), vitamin k2 (menaquinone-7), vitamin a (retinyl palmitate), chromium picolinate, folate (5-methyltetrahydrofolate), vitamin b12 (methylcobalamin).
1 serving has 162 kkcal, 25g protein, 3,9g fats, 1,7g carbs and 2,1g fibre
It's very simple. Add one serving to cold water, milk or smoothie shake.
Use a blender or a shaker!
Do not use in hot liquids and for cooking!
Orders are typically dispatched within 1–2 business days.
If you order until 3pm, you can qualify for next day delivery.
Unopened pouches can be returned within 14 days of delivery. No returns possible once pouch has been opened for quality concern reasons. If you are unhappy with SMOODI, please contact us on hello@wearesmoodi.com.
Damaged, leaking, or wrong item? We replace it, no questions.
GP & Scientific Advisor
Nutritionist & Strategic Advisor
Nutritionist & Strategic Advisor
GP & Functional Medicine Practitioner, Scientific Advisor
My blood tests were normal, but I still felt exhausted.
I didn't recognize myself half the month.
I crashed at 3pm but then would get stressed because I did not have the mental capaity to do my work properly.
I invested in 10 supplements that were supposed to help me, but I was so busy, I always forgot them.
I was blotated at the end of each day.
My cravings were so severe, any gym progress I made was out the window, because I ate so many snacks.
I felt so weak.
The tiredness, bloating, cravings, stress and periods that wipe you out were all treated like separate problems. You were told to sleep more, stress less and carry on.
Protein here. Inositol there. Vitamins everywhere. Six products, six timings and, apparently, a part-time qualification in supplement management.
Why SMOODI works
Your stress response and your hormones share the same control room. When one runs hot, the other feels it.
200mg L-theanine and 300mg rhodiola at real doses, with vitamin B6, which contributes to normal psychological function and the normal function of the nervous system.
Hormonal changes can influence how women build and maintain muscle throughout life—making protein part of the foundation.
Smoodi provides 25g protein, which contributes to muscle growth and maintenance.
You eat sweets and carbs and your insulin spikes to bring your blood sugar back to normal levels and insulin sets the tone every other hormone takes its cue from.
25g protein with chromium contribute to normal blood glucose levels
As women, our moods and energy shifts according to the day of the month. This is why it's important to support the foundations.
With vitamin B6 to support hormonal activity, and vitamin B12 to help reduce tiredness and fatigue.
The combination, at these doses, doesn’t exist in a single product anywhere in the UK women’s health market.
What to expect
What to expect
Fun fact worth knowing: the follicle releasing your egg today has been quietly developing for roughly three months. So what you did over the last three months is shaping how you feel this one.
Days 1–7
That's genuinely the hard part. And from the very first serving, the B6 and B12 are already contributing to normal energy-yielding metabolism and helping reduce tiredness and fatigue. Nothing to wait for on that front - it starts on day one.
Weeks 2–4
Here's the bit the industry doesn't tell you: stored nutrients don't work off one dose. They build. This is the unglamorous stretch where showing up consistently matters more than any single drink and it's exactly where people give up right before it counts.
Weeks 8+
B6 is contributing to the regulation of hormonal activity and the normal function of your nervous system. This was never meant to be a quick fix. It's a foundation you don't forget to take, which is the whole point.
Individual response may vary.
The founder
“Have a few kids, that'll balance your hormones.” “Don't worry, it's just stress.” I heard both more times than I can count. I was 18 the first time.
10 years later, 4 surgeries, enough was enough. The acne, the bloating, the migraines, the periods that put me on the floor, the fatigue that no amount of sleep touched, the anxiety, the mood swings. And a running list of symptoms I eventually learned to manage myself, because the people who were meant to help had run out of ideas somewhere around “drink more water.”
The advice, for the record: go on the pill. Try antidepressants. Drink water. Or — my personal favourite — have an entire tribe of children, because apparently pregnancy is a treatment plan now.
And somewhere in the middle of fixing myself, I realised the product I kept wishing existed… didn't. Not a real one. Not one dosed properly, not one that respected the science, not one that treated me like an adult with actual concerns.
So I built it. Obviously. What else was I going to do — keep waiting?
I will tell you when your favourite supplement is a waste of money
I think protein should do more than build your butt.
I am against 15 step routines that no one keeps past Wednesday
I don't believe in quick fixes
I read science papers before bed and will bring them up unprompted
I still order dessert. Sometimes two!
Because you are buying a protein powder + 8 individual corners. Because I didn't cut the corners that make things cheap. Most powders hit a price by dosing an ingredient at a fraction of what the research actually used, then printing the name on the front like it counts. I dose to the studies — grams where grams are needed, not a sprinkle for the label. Twenty servings a pouch works out around £4 a day. It's not cheap. It's what properly-dosed actually costs when nobody's watering it down.
I had the same face when I first heard it. But hydrolysed beef protein isolate isn't beef - there's no meatiness, no savoury weirdness. It's a neutral, clean protein that mixes smooth, and I use it because it's exceptionally well absorbed and dairy-free, which matters if your gut already hates you. It tastes like the vanilla it's flavoured with. Some people say it tastes like caramer or latte. Not like a Sunday roast. Promise!
Honestly? That's the whole reason it's one drink. I've got a graveyard of half-used capsule bottles and three different powders that all needed their own ritual — nobody keeps that up, me included. This is one scoop, once a day, and it replaces the faff. The maths on supplements is simple and brutal: the ones you actually take are the only ones that do anything. So I built the version I'd stick to on a bad week, not just a good one.
No.
Smoodi was developed with input from clinicians, nutritionists, pharmacists and functional medicine practitioners.
Every ingredient has a reason for being there.
The reason being that I fully understand what women go through and where we need support.
Straight answer: some of it's quick, some of it's quiet, and anyone giving you a countdown to a "new you" is guessing. From the first serving, the B6 and B12 are contributing to normal energy metabolism and helping reduce tiredness and fatigue. The bigger stuff — the nutrients that work on your hormonal activity and nervous system — those build with consistency, not off one drink. So the real answer is: fastest if you actually take it daily and give it a few weeks. I'd rather tell you that than sell you a Tuesday miracle.
If there's an issue with your order, contact us and we'll do our best to make it right.
Please see our Returns Policy for full details.
Yes.
Every batch is manufactured in a GMP-certified facility and undergoes quality and safety testing before release.
We also third-party test each separate batch.
One pouch contains 20 servings.
That's one serving per day for 20 days.
Why not 30? Because the doses are good and frankly, no one drinks protein every single day.
SMOODI is not certified to be safe for active TTC, pregnancy or breastfeeding. Speak to your healthcare provider before taking Smoodi, in case you are managing a condition, are on medication, or simply uncertain this is good for you.
If you're taking medication, we recommend checking with your healthcare provider before starting any new supplement.
Certain ingredients may interact with medications, particularly blood sugar-lowering medications, anticoagulants, and thyroid medication.
For example:
• Levothyroxine should be taken at least 4 hours apart from Smoodi.
• If you take medication for blood sugar management, monitoring may be required when introducing the product.
• If you take anticoagulants such as warfarin, speak to your healthcare provider before use.
When in doubt, always check with your healthcare provider.
When you buy Smoodi you're not just buying a pouch. You end up in a small group of women all doing the same thing, all a bit fed up with being told they're fine. There's a WhatsApp. I'm in it — properly in it, not a brand account. Your name goes on the Founding Members page if you want it there. And it doesn't stay online. Dinners in London. Smoodi Sessions. The Cherry Room, once it's open. I didn't add this because a growth deck said community sells. I added it because I spent years figuring this stuff out on my own, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. So, come in.